Bloating pop starlet Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline have agreed to star in a six part reality series about their much-publicised private lives. 

Britney wants to set the record straight after enduring a lot of intrusive media attention over the past year. 

Britney told Variety magazine: “From the day that Kevin and I met, there have been constant rumors and inaccurate speculation about our lives together”.

This all comes less than half-a-week after she posted a rant on her website claiming fabricated stories were damaging her privacy.

Now all of that talk of privacy has been tossed out the window with this planned ‘behind the scenes’ look at their 'real lives'.

Was the reason to finally give in...

A) a charitable offer from Britney opening herself up to the real person that she is, or

B) a fat mouth-watering cheque for enough money to buy an African village to use as a big shoe closet?

It's not up to hecklerspray to say. (B! B! B! B! The answer's B!! Probably)

The programme will consist mainly of personal video footage filmed by the couple during their wedding preparations, the ceremony and Britney’s European tour.

The program will be meant to display her and her ex-back up dancers un-dying love for each other.

Kevin Federline described it as a documentation of their love. Britney also added: "I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art.”

Congratulations to you for being so creative, and for referring to your own private life as an art form. Britney must be confusing the hell out of all her plebby fans with all these spakky comments.

The couple will get the obligatory executive producers credits for the show, in some sort of vain attempt to add more credibility to themselves. Wouldn’t it just be swell if we could all sell off our own fabricated holiday videos and then afterwards start calling yourself an executive producer?

Britney's made her point about her private life. It’s all for sale! So will there ever be a ‘One Night In Britney’ DVD? It'd have to be the holy grail of sex tapes, and with Britney's new 'life as a product' outlook, it's merely a case of paying up enough cash.

hecklerspray starts the bidding at £1.25 and some old Italian Lira we found behind the sofa.

Can't wait to own Britney? Get the next best thing instead - her Greatest Hits, for less than £10

[story by Carl Allegard]

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Which is the saddest reality of them all: The actual lives of these uneducated, quasi-talented hicks; the fact that they have a TV show; or the fact that enough people are going to watch this show that it will probably get picked up for a second season? It's kinda like figuring out the sphinx's riddle.

Posted by: Cordelia at 6 Apr 2005 15:47:04

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