Creosote haired Ana Matronic is to take a break from co-fronting the Scissor Sisters with Jake Shears until the end of the year. 

This will hopefully give us all ample to time to figure out exactly what it is she does, besides from being inaudible over Shears' spastic wailing of course.

Matronic is planning to spend more time with her husband Seth (as in Amos and Land Rover Defenders), to promote his, no doubt, lamentable band. 

Ironically she fancies a change of direction, “(His band is) mainly electronic based” commented Matronic-Mnemonic “it’s quite different from the Scissor Sisters”.

Evidently her eardrums have burst someone along the Sisters’ baffling route to Heat based stardom.  Pity ours don’t every time Laura excretes itself out the car stereo.

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