There have been several ITV game shows with the word 'Celebrity' in the title lately, and Celebrity Love Island is nothing if not the most recent.

The big question is - who will win? Today hecklerspray and Betfair.com are going to look at the ladies involved, with their odds.

Abi Titmuss - Dreadful "she's got her finger up my bottom" former nurse. Can be seen on the front of every single pissing magazine ever wearing a bikini and covered in grease with a face that confuses 'seductive' with 'absent-minded'. One of the reasons that John Leslie isn't on TV any more, so not such a bad thing after all. Current odds - 19/5

Rebecca Loos - Terrifying bisexual pig-wanker with a super-streamlined nose. At the centre of the David Beckham affair scandal. Has a big pair of pretend boobies. Current odds - 25/4

Jayne Middlemiss - As the straight-talking Geordie presenter of The Ozone and nothing else, Jayne is really a kind of proto-Cheryl Tweedy, although she probably uses the word 'jigaboo' a lot less. And cries in bed. Current odds - 33/8

Liz McClarnon - Near-silent former member of piss-weak sappy girlband Atomic Kitten, famous for their identical songs and the dance they did with their hands that made them look like they were trying to get rid of a long sticky greenie. Current odds - 18/5

Judi Shekoni - Former Eastender actress. hecklerspray was convinced she was a transvestite for a while, but she isn't. Now "based in LA", but still willing to be filmed drunk and horny like a screeching woman on a shonky hen night. Current odds - 17/1

Lady Isabella Hervey - Sort of 'it' girl, but where most 'it' girls are famous for doing nothing, Isabella isn't famous for doing nothing. She just isn't famous. But she is the first to get into the 'Love Shack'. Current odds - 24/5

There are two things to do now. You can affect the show, by texting the rip-off premium rate telephone number in order to see Abi Titmuss on television for three seconds longer than normal.

Or, you can let the show affect you, by getting over to the Special Bets section of Betfair.com, watching the list change in real-time, laying a strategic bet down and winning loads of money. Up to you, really.

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[story by Stuart Heritage]